- Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner
- Alien Rape
- Faking Retardation To Fondle Women
- I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
- Raped For Two Years
- Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
- Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater
- Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library
- Baseball Bat Abortion
- The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
- Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job
- Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs
- Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
- Umbrella Sodomy
- Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight
- First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space
- Underage Girls Gone Wild!
- Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch
- Dead Baby Speed Bump
- Holocaust Fun For The Family
- If You Can`t Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
- Tune For Your Titties
- Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop
- MySpace Beatdown
- Candy, Cookies, Toys, & 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan
- It Only Gets Worse From Here
- I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid In DDR
- Jesus Was A Scarecrow
- Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six
- Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
- Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester
- Fetus Cock Slap
- I Aint Filming Up Skirts, I`m Spying On Al-Qaeda
- Remember, Feet First Through A Woodchipper
- Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner 00:36
- Alien Rape 02:20
- Faking Retardation To Fondle Women 01:30
- I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like 02:18
- Raped For Two Years 03:26
- Fast Times at Abu Ghraib 02:02
- Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater 00:57
- Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library 01:52
- Baseball Bat Abortion 01:56
- The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy 01:35
- Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job 01:27
- Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs 04:20
- Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose 00:49
- Umbrella Sodomy 00:33
- Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight 01:08
- First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space 00:47
- Underage Girls Gone Wild! 01:33
- Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch 00:38
- Dead Baby Speed Bump 00:32
- Holocaust Fun For The Family 01:30
- If You Can`t Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust 01:12
- Tune For Your Titties 01:19
- Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop 01:19
- MySpace Beatdown 03:31
- Candy, Cookies, Toys, & 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan 00:42
- It Only Gets Worse From Here 00:44
- I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid In DDR 00:39
- Jesus Was A Scarecrow 04:26
- Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six 01:19
- Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears 00:42
- Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester 01:30
- Fetus Cock Slap 02:01
- I Aint Filming Up Skirts, I`m Spying On Al-Qaeda 01:07
- Remember, Feet First Through A Woodchipper 00:33
